Composting toilets are clever but they require you to have woodchips, and to move/turn/otherwise deal with your poo which turns
alot of people off to them. I think I thought of something better.
There's a poem (limerick?) that goes, "in days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented, they took a dump on an old tree stump and walked away contented". Which sounds ridiculous at first but I've seen other references to the same method. Presumably the tree stump absorbs the turd and it doesn't just sit there, otherwise they'd just as often have used a big rock or something else.
So I'm thinking, why not just dig a deep hole, fill it with dozens of tree stumps worth of
wood, and build a toilet on it? Grey
water could be used to "flush" it and the logs
should absorb everything and not allow it to pollute the surrounding area. You wouldn't have to do anything but that and after some years (depending on how deep you made it and how many people use it) it'd be full of good
compost and you'd build another one five feet from it.
Unlike a regular
hugelkultur the best thing to use would be fresh, dry wood like
firewood, as it has more absorbing potential. A standing dead tree would do nicely. You wouldn't want to layer soil or anything else in obviously. A long metal
poker could be used periodically to assess how much of the wood had decayed. Other than that it'd be just like a regular
outhouse, but it doesn't stink and you have to pour a bit of water down the toilet after you use it.
Good idea?