Yesterday I was giving a tour to the
PDC students and we were talking about the
apple trees growing here. Somebody asked about getting the apples into the
local grocery stores.
I felt that this was a legit level 2 question. How to do business the way that other apple growers are doing business. How to compete with them and possibly outcompete them. How to do so profitably.
I first felt myself get frustrated that the question is sorta loaded to be level 2, and I wished that the question was more level 5.
I directed this guy to watch
the broken limbs movie and pointed out how nearly everybody cannot get their apples on the shelf without the middleman. So I picked a student and called him the middleman. I then described how he works with 40 growers, scrapes the natural wax off, applies a
petroleum wax, put stickers on the fruit and then sells the fruit to lots of grocery stores. Without all that, the grocery stores generally don't want to talk to you.
We then talked about how a lot of times food shelf life is connected to how fungus and bacteria did not see that as "food". But if you are going to go through the many phases of shipping, you cannot do it with fruit that has a short shelf life. And some of the tastiest and most nutritious food has a short shelf life.
I pointed out how there was one guy in broken limbs that would take his apples to a local organic grocery. They would
sell it as-is without the de-waxing, re-waxing, stickering, etc. And they tried to short the guy on price when he rolled up with a fresh load. And the guy said "fuck it, I'll just
feed these to my pigs." and the store said "WAIT WAIT WAIT!" and then it turns out that they really can pay the agreed on price. People were asking specifically for his apples.
I think a better question is "how do I make more money selling
permaculture apples?" There are then two very important paths to explore:
1) making more money for one person that is growing
permaculture apples.
2) how do you feed the world
permaculture apples and all of the apple growers get epic coin?
For #1 , we can talk about
polyculture apples being better flavor and nutrition - and getting more dollars per pound ... we can also talk about offering them for sale on your property rather that driving them somewhere .... we can talk about people coming to the property for other reasons and eating the apples .... we can talk about what sepp does and how people pay lots to come to his property and they think the food and
water there is a bit like "the fountain of youth" ... much more to say in this space
For #2, we can talk about how people keep selling their apples to the warehouses which process the apples and resell them. We can talk about systems where we dramatically reduce the cost growing the apples. We can talk about how all of the other farmers do similar things, and the systems in place get reformed ... I can say more here, but I think this whole conversation takes a back seat to ....
#3, it seems a bit silly that somebody will get in their car, drive four miles to a grocery store and buy apples that came from 400 miles away when there were perfectly ripe apples growing in their own
yard. Or the yard next door. And then, some people just don't feel like eating an apple - they want cereal for breakfast, pizza for lunch and mexican for dinner. They might go more than a year without eating an actual apple - many see it as something that poor people or hippies eat. After all, an apple costs about a dollar and a piece of apple pie costs four dollars, and an apple tart served at a fancy restaurant costs twelve dollars.
So we could start to talk about "hyper local permaculture" where people cut their driving to grocery stores and restaurants in half because within two or three blocks ... maybe even right next door ... there is food available at a little produce stand or a teeny tiny restaurant of sorts. Of course the income from that would be small, and the gubmint will be pissy - but's let's use Mr. Roger's
land of make believe to forget about the gubmint for a bit.
I think a big slice of the
permaculture dream is a reaction to a human need for safety.
When you spend any time understanding the world's problems you get that horrible feeling of "that could happen to me!" followed immediately by "how do I add safety to my life so that won't happen to me?"
The first piece is "
if I had a million dollars I could make safety for me." - in time, I think most people start to come to the conclusion that that is a poor type of safety - you would need to buy just the right things, and without knowledge, you could buy the wrong things, or not install the right things correctly. And then as you start to learn all the things to make the million dollars be safe .... I think (and I'm sure a few billion people with have different thoughts) all roads lead to permaculture and homesteading.
So if a person has a head full of homesteading and permaculture, a solid home, their energy needs are itty bitty, and they are growing four times more food than they could ever eat ... and they have $4,000 in the bank and $10,000 hidden under the mattress .... maybe that person now has more safety than the earlier person with a million dollars in hand.
For the luxuries in life, maybe that person wants a few hundred dollars a month.
Due to a previous article I wrote, I typically refer to this now as
"the state of Gert". A key part of this "gert-itude" is that if
Gert has $10,000 saved, she feels the same as if she has a million dollars saved. Therefore, gert is, in a sense, "a permaculture millionaire."
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A few ways that a
permie can make money with apples
1. sell to the commodity apple sellers. Your expenses will be less because you don't spray. But you
should expect to get paid about ten cents a pound and you might have to drive your apples a few hours to the warehouse. Your have to grow very specific varieties. Maybe you can start your trees from antonovka seed and graft the supermarket varieties to that. At least you get the taproot that way. You could attempt to convince the commodity people to carry permaculture stuff for a premium price, but I think you will be told that the market isn't ready for that (in other words, they don't really understand what you are talking about and the consumers that buy apples generally don't take that much time in making apple buying choices, and the grocery store buyers don't either). You could spend a few million dollars in advertising to market to the general public about the advantages of a permaculture apple and then you might get 50 cents per pound for apples that are sold for four dollars a pound in stores.
2. Do like the couple did in the broken limbs movie. Take the apples to a saturday market or farmers market. They drove about three hours and sold their apples for a fraction of the price of the other sellers and sold out quickly. The story was that they were going to sell via the #1 process and even then it looked like they were going to lose their farm to the bank. Then hail destroyed 90% of their crop. They took the remaining beat up apples to seattle and sold them almost instantly and had more money than if they had no hail and did the #1 thing.
3. Just like #2, but tell your customers about the value of permaculture and polyculture. Become the go-to source at that market. As you sell out faster, gradually raise your prices. After all, do these apples cure cancer and save the
bees? Is the flavor better? If the
apple tree is grown with raspberries, can people taste the raspberries in the apple?
4. The people from the broken limbs movie in #2 moved on to make an "apple of the month" business. A box is shipped once a month to people featuring their apple varieties. They made so much money this way that they paid off their
mortgage and bought more land.
5. Improvement ideas on #4: Each apple has a story. What is it good for (eating fresh, baking, sauce, cider, storage ...), what is the tree growing next to, can you taste that? And instructions on how to grow apple trees from seed for this month. A little more information on what would be good polyculture guild plants and why. A permaculture apple
gift box might contain a dozen rather perfect apples. Maybe a person is getting $7 per pound and infecting brains with permaculture? Even just one box would be an excellent
gift from a permie or to a permie. And a year long subscription would be an even better gift. Even more, a permie could be desiring seeds - and could get those very seeds packed in apples.
6. Another fella in the broken limbs movie has a few trees and takes boxes of apples to a local organic co-op. It sounds like he pops into this town once in a while already, so it isn't really an extra drive. Just a dozen boxes or so. He got a little over a dollar a pound. So the store is probably selling them for $2 or more per pound.
7. The guy from #6 could set up a little honor system food stand in front of his house. Maybe he could get $2 per pound. And he could have a bunch of other stuff sitting out there: veggies, other fruits, crafts, eggs ...
8. Expanding on #7: provide additional information about the foods with an emphasis on permaculture and polyculture. Point out the stuff about how grocery store food is about the long shelf life, so it has hardly any flavor or nutrition. Point out to vegans how many animals are killed in the harvesting of organic monocrops by big machinery and how this food is all hand harvested. Do the thing where people are encouraged to start their own apple trees and other things from the seeds within the fruit sold. And what might be a good polyculture for each. Build demand which leads to raising prices.
9.
Sepp Holzer has talked for so many years about the value of permaculture food, that many people in his area swear that it has cured their illness or made them younger. Sepp charges 95 euros per person to come onto his land and he gets 100 people per day. He gives them a quick tour and asks them to show themselves out. They fill their bags as they exit - each person can only take as much food and seed as they can carry in one load.
10. A permaculture consultant called me one day and told me that he was on the road, driving to see a client. He was really proud of his new design for the client. The land was nearly useless - it had been abused to the point that it was a big gob of flat, broken clay where nothing was growing. He managed to turn it into a weed patch - so the soil was being improved. His design is to grow alfalfa. I was pissed - of course, this is sorta my thing I guess: I want everybody to do things my way which is nearly always different than what they have in mind. Alfalfa would be baled and carried away three times a year - thus depleting the soil again. I asked about this situation. 200 acres of pretty useless/spent desert. One huge house with the owner. Apparently the owner is some sort of guru and people come from all over the world to visit him. My designing-over-the-phone: Do two acres of
hugelkultur surrounded by huge
berms (to reduce the dessicating wind). Start thinking about some small water features. Each year add another acre. Grow a magnificent permaculture garden. Rent the rooms to the visitors. A cook harvests food and feeds the guests. The income is the rooms. Tell the visitors about the food, the value of permaculture, and the guru's commitment to permaculture. As demand rises, raise the prices of the rooms. I think the
real #10 is: set up a permaculture sanctuary of sorts. people pay to visit. The apples are part of the big picture - maybe served as pie, or as a snack ...
11. The state of gert. Maybe your neighbors give you $50 once in a while and they pick a bunch of apples - sometimes for a lot of fresh eating and pies. Sometimes for canning. Sometimes gert picks the apples and sells a dozen boxes for $20 per box - and the neighbors/friends come pick up the boxes. Maybe another neighbor pays a few hundred dollars to run their pigs through once in a while and eat the dropped apples. Or pays in pork! Maybe another person has a little honor system stand like #8 and gert gets $8 per box that the other person picks, and $25 per box that gert takes to the stand herself.
12. Gert is part of a small, closed permaculture community. There is some #11 stuff, but there are also some visitors that come through. Gert sells her apples to some of the hosts that cook some meals, and Gert puts together boxes like #5 for the guests. And she sends out boxes sometimes, but just for a few people that stayed there in the past.
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Many years ago I had a presentation I created and I presented it several times to large audiences: "how to make the big bucks with permaculture." I think one time it was recorded and it is still available as a podcast. I think all of those things still stand.
All of the things from those presentations will bring in a lot more money than if a person traveled a more conventional approach. And they are a lot of work.
When people first contemplate permaculture, it seems that their income thoughts lead toward working at a farmer's market or running a CSA. Eventually these tend to just not pay
enough - and these folks tend to let permaculture go.
Others are determined to feed the world with permaculture. They take a vow of poverty, work incredibly long hours, sell the food for cheap and discover hundreds of barriers making it difficult to feed the masses - barriers that are usually solved with money and/or red tape.
One of the things I have heard from permaculture circles over and over again is "feed yourself first". To me it sounds a bit like the Gert thing - once you have your permaculture system that provides 90% of your food, and you have a home (even a tiny, humble home) and you have no debt and very low monthly expenses ... maybe a little bit in savings .... then it is a lot easier to do a little to feed the world or be part of a CSA or farmer's market booth.
This kind of talk often leads to talk about how did gert get her land, or how did gert get the money to get the land, or how did gert get the money to create her patch of permaculture ... it always strikes me that the gerts of the world just go about being passionate about permaculture and an opportunity presents itself. I have met hundreds of people where they followed their passion and in the end it all worked out. We can call it "magic" and each person stumbled onto a different "magic." And then there are angry people where they cannot bother to learn permaculture, or plant a seed or build any
experience and they seem to think that somebody will do it all for them. Those people tend to not stumble onto "magic."
I think this is an excellent conversation for another time ...
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The question is "how to get permaculture apples into safeway?"
I know my
answer will sound batshit crazy to the person asking the question. Because it is a massive response that dodges the question.
The largest part of my official answer is "do the gert thing." And if millions of people do the gert thing, then maybe "random permaculture apples" will someday appear at safeway.
I can wish for an end to the chem-ag subsidies that make chem ag apples to cheap on the market. And I can wish for an end to petroleum subsidies that make that fuel (and fertilizer) so cheap for shipping and petroleum based ag. Maybe local permaculture apples will be cheaper than chem ag apples from china. But this is all just silly wishing.
I would like all apple orchardists all over the world to learn about permaculture and then replace 90% of their apple trees with other fruit trees, nut trees ... lots of different trees, shrubs and other crops. They would then grow 50 different crops in the same space. And they would continue to grow apples. I like the idea that they feed themselves first. And then they sell apples for far more than they are currently getting. If hail hurts their apples, or they don't get enough money for the apples, then it could be a bumper crop year of pork!
If you really want to see permaculture apples in safeway, consumers have to ask for permaculture apples. And the first step for that is to start telling all those people about the value of permaculture.
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I can think of dozens, maybe hundreds, of answers, each catering to all the nutty followup questions that this same person might ask .... but I'm going to focus on my favorite answer ...
My official answer is 65% "the Gert thing." The remaining 35% is made up of a community of, say, 40 people. Some people bring money to the community and they buy meals from somebody that prepared the meals where the food came from six or seven producers, one of whom was gert.
There is no safeway in this answer. Gert doesn't even make epic cash from apples. Gert does make about $8000 per year from 40 different crops and from other "business arrangements" she has with other people in her community.
All of the stuff about the natural wax being stripped off the natural apples and replaced with petroleum wax is eliminated. There are no stickers on the apples. There are no sprays being used. No grafting or transplanting. There are no huge trucks going to the warehouse, and from the warehouse to the distribution center, then to the grocery. People don't drive to the grocery store to get the apples. There are no deals where the orchardist pulls up to sell the apples and is informed that the price being paid for macintosh apples has dropped 12% this year. If he doesn't like it, he can leave his apples to rot on the tree. The warehouse isn't trying to compete with apples from china, and nobody is asking the gubmint for more subsidies or assistance. The apples are not limited to a half dozen varieties that are best known for their very long shelf life. There is also no need to store the apples in a low oxygen environment to get them to last longer.
In my favorite answer, there are millions of communities all over the world .... maybe we call them "villages" or something .... some have hundreds of people and some have just a dozen. And in each one, there is diversity of people. Some people are bonkers about producing food, some people are bonkers about cooking, some people are bonkers about building .... the list goes on and on .... and some people are just plain old retired - complete with savings and/or
residual income streams. They don't really need to leave their community. They have everything they need. Maybe they get some stuff from amazon once in a while. Maybe they make a trip to town once a month. Maybe they go to the big
city once a year. Some people might have gone five years without leaving the village.
Gert. And her community. And permaculture. This is my answer to nearly all of the world's problems and nearly all of the questions I am asked.
There are about 20 people at my place today. A lot of food is being grown and planted. Humble homes are being built. And one person asked about getting permaculture apples to safeway when I pointed to a tiny apple tree, about four inches tall, that was growing up from seed.