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Murphy's and other laws of life

 
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We are all aware of Murphy's Law.  But there are others.  One of my favorites is Horowitz's First Law of the Admiralty: A collision at sea can ruin your entire day.

Which other laws of life can you share?

If there is one thing the Wizard of Oz has taught me, it is not to trust school teachers on bicycles.

 
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No matter when you last filled it, every grease gun is just a few pumps away from being empty.

“It’s said war—war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk. And this road—has reached its end.”

 
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"No good deed shall ever go unpunished."  A universal law I have found to be axiomatic in my life.  But rules are meant to be broken, right?
 
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"If you push something hard enough, it will fall over" -- Fudd's law of opposition, which, according to Firesign Theater, led to the invention of the motor-operated pushover.

Devoured by giant spiders without benefit of legal counsel isn't called "justice" where I come from!
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Hi Jack

I do believe in the rule regarding good deeds.  I also will continue to do them.

If there is one thing the Wizard of Oz has taught me, it is not to trust school teachers on bicycles.

 
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Herblock's Law: "If it's good, they'll stop making it."

Doug's corollary: "If said item is on final clearance, buy a lifetime supply. If it's in a thrift shop, grab with both hands."
 
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From a knife sharpener, a Persian proverb, vaguely remembered: "A blade is not satisfied until it has tasted its owner." (Think about it -- devious wisdom here.)
 
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John F Dean wrote:Hi Jack

I do believe in the rule regarding good deeds.  I also will continue to do them.



It is odd.  I have met people whom don't 'get' that statement.  I tend to treat them somewhat suspiciously...
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When I was a CEO, that was a phrase I would pound into my new managers. ...not to get them to stop good deeds, but for them to realize there might be unintended consequences.  

 
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

If there is one thing the Wizard of Oz has taught me, it is not to trust school teachers on bicycles.

 
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If a man falls in the forest and his wife's not there to hear it... he's still wrong.

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Allen's Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than get out of.

Edelstein's Advice: Don't worry about what other people think of you - They're too busy worrying about what you think of them.

"Study books and observe nature; if they do not agree, throw away the books." ~ William A. Albrecht

 
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Dagget's Law:  Total indifference is a requirement for a totally open mind.

If there is one thing the Wizard of Oz has taught me, it is not to trust school teachers on bicycles.

 
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