Have a house for rent in Chiautzingo Puebla $200 US a month with an abandoned orchard about 1/3 AC. Have farms in Puebla for rent for organic or permaculture type farming. Up to 30 years lease. One acre of unirrigated farmland in Puebla rent is $150 US. Also have land for lease in Nova Scotia and Yucatan peninsula. For $100 an AC per year but rules about tree cutting apply and its mostly treed.
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of tiny ads!
the permaculture bootcamp in winter (plus half-assed holidays)