Greetings. If I may...first post here. I don't normally, but....
It took my wife and myself almost fifteen minutes to read that story. Quickly perusing the forums I was about to leave, did leave the page, as it caught my eye. I thought it may be decently fun and returned. The second sentence had us howling.
The story brought to mind one that I was told by my mother. True story as I knew one of the gentlemen involved. Four well dressed businessmen were driving through East Texas/Big Thicket near Saratoga, Tx in the late fifties when they hit a deer. Getting out of the brand new car to check for damage they found the doe deceased. Nearby one of them spotted a fawn. Feeling bad for it they managed to catch it and put it in the backseat with two of the men and continued their journey. At some point the fawn came, let's say, alive after perhaps being somewhat in shock. Before they could stop the car and get out, much less get the fawn out, their suits were in shreds as was the whole interior of the car and they were bleeding mightily as you might imagine.
Thank you, I have not thought of that in many years.
