An 89 year old man goes into confession and he says to the priest, "Father I have sinned." The priest replies, "What do you have to confess my son?" The old man says, "Well I went to a bar and I met this absolutely stunning 23 year old woman and to my surprise she was totally into me. So much in fact later we went back to my place and we had sex. We actually ended up having sex three times." The priest says, " This is a very egregious sin my son. Please do 15 hail Mary's and give a donation to the church." The old man replies, "Well, I'm sorry but I'm not going to do that." The priest says, "Why?" The old man says, "Well I'm not actually catholic." The priest says, "Then why did you come here to confess?" The old man replies, " Because I'm telling everybody."