My chickens like to climb in my appletrees. Luckily they don't ruin too many apples. In the winter they don't want to leave the greenhouse/run so I have hooks hanging from the ceiling on strings. I'll hook an apple on them and they get to spend an hour pecking at them. If you set them a bit higher than they can reach they take longer to eat it. Chicken tetherball...
"Hundreds of years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in or the type of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that it becomes a tourist destination"
We should throw him a surprise party. It will cheer him up. We can use this tiny ad:
Getting ready for the Better World Book kickstarter - February 2019