Hey everybody!
I'm writing in part to share a frustration and in part for advice.
Frustration first, then the request for advice. If you don't want to read the frustration, feel free to skip this section:
So we recently bought a home (April of 2020). Since buying, we have had MANY problems. All homeowners say that once you buy a home you spend the rest of your life doing home repair basically. I always figured that was hyperbolic because I've rented places for multiple years and had 0 problems. We had a home inspection and all that jazz. We DECLINED home warranty because our realtor said that typically it doesn't pay out so it ends up being a waste of money. We had heard that from other folks before so we figured it was good advice. I WISH WE HAD A HOME WARRANTY RIGHT NOW because the dishwasher is on the fritz, the
oven is on the fritz, the microwave is on the fritz, the kitchen sink had a leak, the drains backed up, the well system was NOT maintained for pretty much the duration of the time the previous owners lived there (15 years), and at least one stone mason has told us the foundation walls are in terrible disrepair (home inspector mentioned they
should be fixed but was TACITURN about how imminent the danger was...a two contractors have said it's no big deal and the house is solid but that mason has me freaked out and he says it'll be like $20,000 to shore it up, ug!!!). Presently I am outraged over the oven though. It's a 2-year old Samsung gas range and oven. The range works fine. The oven has an acrid, burning smell that stings the eyes and nose as soon as it starts to heat up. It is NOT a gas leak. Gas smells like rotten eggs. This is like breathing smoke: stinging awfulness. We had to shut it off, open all the windows, and clear out of the ground floor of the house it was so strong. Tried to use it one additional time and had the same thing happen and haven't touched it since. Been a month with no oven. Sucks!!! I've tried all the
local appliance repair folks. All of them tell me the same thing: the only people who will touch a Samsung appliance are Samsung-authorized dealers. Samsung has a central hub for repair out of Long Island. I live in Western Massachusetts. They want to dispatch a guy and charge me $116.88 just to dispatch him and are saying it will probably cost around $500 to repair based on what I'm describing. This unit is $680 brand new, I looked it up
online. Why the heck would I pay 91% of the value of a new unit to repair an old one? If this was a car, we'd say it was totaled and insurance would be paying out. Samsung's take was to quote me a 1-year warranty and tell me I was liable for the full cost of repair. I explained that I had several Samsung smart phones (3 people in the family), a couple of Samsung monitors, and a Samsung tablet. I also explained that if they would not help me, they would be losing any future business from me at all and that I would be telling people I knew how awful the customer service was. I spent several days on the phone and in online chat with Samsung reps. Nobody was able to help me. Wouldn't even credit me a penny. So I'm in the market for a new oven! I feel so overwhelmed, frustrated, and defeated by this kind of small, carping crap that keeps happening. We make plenty of money in theory, but in practice it seems like we are always spiraling the drain financially because of college debt. I wish I had read about SKIP 15 years ago and saved myself the chronic stress. C'est la vie, I suppose.
Ok, now for the request for advice:
So I have an appliance in the kitchen now that has a totally functional gas range, but the oven doesn't work at all. I want to get rid of this unit and replace it with something better. I do NOT have a vent to the outside in the kitchen. I want something I can put in the space that a traditional 5.9 cubic foot oven would occupy since I will have a gap in my counter in the kitchen. I need it to match the kitchen as best as possible. I need for my kitchen not to explode or be filled with toxic gas. I need to be able to bake things so that I am not left with the options of stir fry or gnawing on rock hard squash. To complicate matters, there are 3 adults in the house. Two of us are very much on board with
rocket mass heaters and all that jazz. One of the adults thinks doing stuff like that is bizarre and crazy and that composting toilets will make us all die from Black Death etc. etc. So two of us are probably like...
Eco Level 1 or 2 to use Paul's scale and the other thinks Styrofoam is cool and the plastic raft in the ocean is mythological, basically. There are a number of reasons why detaching from this third person is not a viable option for us, so please, I appreciate how frustrating that is (I'm living through it, BELIEVE me I get it), but I don't want to go down that road at all with any of the solutions we pursue here. So given what I need and the fact that the oven I have is no loner functional, what do you all think is my best option? Should I just stick with a conventional oven and go to an appliance store? If so, are there any brands you recommend that aren't going to crap the bed a year or two out of warranty? What would get me the best bang for my buck if I'm looking to spend around $700-$900? Is there any really good option for less than that? The kitchen is set up for a gas range, but I could just shut off the gas at the wall and go electric if the consensus is that this would be more eco-friendly. I am not sure how the
footprint of burning propane vs. using an electric oven work out. I think the prevailing power in my region is coal, so probably a horse a piece. Would I be better served making a
rocket stove? Would there be
enough room in the width of a standard oven for one to be built safely? Would the
wood cabinets on either side become a charred ruin? This is a wood house, so I live inside a tinder-box!!!
Bonus points in
answer for:
1. Solutions where I don't die in a terrible, fiery incident
2. Solutions that can be practically implemented within the context of living in a small hilltown community
3. Solutions that come in under-budget because saving money is cool!
4. Solutions that end up being really really cost-effective. I'd rather pay a little more and get a GREAT solution than gouge the budget and get a Tinker Toy oven that is going to need replacing in 2-4 years.
I appreciate the superior wisdom and
experience most of you folks have. Please can you help me by imparting some of that to me? I have nothing to offer in exchange really but paying it forward to the next poor schlub. I guess I can promise to live a more environmentally harmonious life. We sure are trying by increasing biodiversity in our region and have already seen a return of many frogs, newts, butterflies, birds, and even tiny mammals. We're working on encouraging beavers to come back to our stream. Here's hoping our communal efforts through this website can, indeed, build a better world in our backyards!!
Edit: One option we are thinking about is getting a toaster oven small enough that it could fit inside the oven for out-of-the-way storage and then just keeping the range we have since the gas range bit works nicely. Then we'd just haul out the toaster oven and plop it on the counter when we want to bake something. Don't know if there are any toaster ovens big enough to bake, say, a 9x11 pan or two loaves of bread simultaneously. Will look into it. Anybody gone this route and have big regrets? Big enjoyments?