I've learned that asking a teenager to do chores with you is like asking a genie for wishes. Like, they'll twist your words and take the shortest route from point a to point b and use any interpretation that gets them out of effort. It must be how lawyers form in the wild.
Invasive plants are Earth's way of insisting we notice her medicines.
Everyone learns what works by learning what doesn't work.
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Deadpool: Look! I'm a teenage girl! I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences! So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence, or mean comment? Go on.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You got me in a box here.
Devoured by giant spiders without benefit of legal counsel isn't called "justice" where I come from!
-Amazon Women On The Moon