Wasn't sure where to put this. Maybe toxic gick is best? Edit, nope, "lawn" is the right forum, feel free to move it there.
I got rid of my tiny urban lawns in my front and back
yard years ago because I live in the desert, and it's illogical to have them here.
I do like the aesthetics of a bright green lawn, though.
This
video just blew my mind! Non toxic paint to turn a dead lawn green? I had no idea this was a thing.
I might give this a try.