posted 12 years ago
We had a billy goat once that tried that whole, "annoy-the-piss-out-of-him-and-he-will-let-me-have-first-dibs-on-all-goodies-that-come-over-the-fence play" with a bull. It worked.
Then the billy goat tried that whole, "annoy-the-piss-out-of-her-and-she-will-let-me-have-first-dibs-on-all-goodies-that-come-over-the-fence play" with our sow. The sow tasted goat just once. We heard the fool screaming but unfortunately only arrived on scene in time to see the floppy eared old sow standing there with a tuft of white hair in her mouth and the billy topping the hill in an all-out sprint.
It was then that I fell in love with keeping pigs.
When the Billy finally worked up the nerve to return three days later, he was well mannered and remained so from then on.
"Solve world hunger . . . tell no one." The, the, the, . . . THE GRINCH!