[Just too creative - classic humor - he should be be given a certificate of recognition for service beyond the call of duty]
Pennsylvania judge arrested for handing out acorns filled with condoms
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/10/01/pennsylvania-judge-a.html Pennsylvania district court judge Isaac Stoltzfus, 58 was arrested for disorderly conduct after two women complained that he had handed them acorns that had been stuffed with condoms.
He was reportedly handing out hollowed out acorns containing condoms to passers-by outside the state capitol building in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
Police say Stoltzfus, who lives and works in Intercourse, told them it was a joke. He could be fined or disciplined by the state's Judicial Conduct