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Poem for people with a goat herd.

 
Brian Cantley
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A billy goat with a yellow beard
Came to me and called me weird
But said I, unlike thee
Upon my face I do not pee!
 
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Billy Goat did think a while
and on his yellow beard did suck
And then a strange, capricious smile
and spat on me. That cheeky buck!

 
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A hole in the fence for the geese alone,
but the Billy goat did smile,
with a turn of his head, his horns lead through,
been in the orchard now a while.
 
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I shook my head, and cleared my throat,
while Billy munched on grass
but when I turned my head, that goat
knocked me on my ass.
 
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I might just miss that billy goat;
If so, its my own fault.
But with a fork and knife in hand,
will someone pass the salt?
 
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