With Pearl's help, i have added 207 new tiny ad lines.
There are quite a few that are pie related.
My pie came with a little toothpic holding up this tiny ad:
The two armies met. But instead of battle, they decided to eat some pie and contemplate this tiny ad:
And just a whole lot that aren't related to anything:
Doody calls. I would really rather that it didn't. Comfort me wise and sterile tiny ad:
Put the moon back where you found it! We need it for tides and poetry and stuff. Like this tiny ad: