Caterpillars are difficult to identify. I tried a Google reverse image search but it suggested Bavarian cream puff recipes lol
Note the small mite on the left.
It's a Lepidoptera, I think. But that doesn't tell me much. Lepidoptera is an order and orders are big! Taxonomy is confusing.
I read somewhere that moths outnumber butterflies 8:1, maybe it's a kind of moth.
Clearly I wasn't welcomed so I left it alone.
I'll fill this out as I learn more.