Being rather new to Permies, I have been reading through old threads that catch my eye. This one surely did! I, for one, thoroughly enjoy peeing in the great outdoors and take every opportunity to meet the challenge of inopportunity and attempted decorum. I'm usually quite successful at "squat and release", but after an old flame (think I put out the fire after this one) told me that I looked like a cow peeing on a flat rock, I now keep my adventures private.
Namaste, y'all!