I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes, (he is in his 90's).
We decided to grab some food at the food court.
I noticed he was watch the teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair, all different colors.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and see him staring at him every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man? Never done anything wild in your life?"
Dad didn't bat an eye in his response: "Got drunk once, had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."