I'd love to try one of those pee funnels. (Amazon calls them a FUD - female urination device. Sound so ciinical.) Call me crazy, but I love to pee in the shower. So freeing to stand up and pee like a man. Only time I get penis envy is when I'm camping and gotta squat in tall grass to relieve myself. TMI, I know. But this funnel would be the best of both worlds.