Tarben Jørgensen

Cut the peels into 3/8" strips. Candy them. Then dip them into melted semi-sweet chocolate. Allow to cool on waxed paper. Enjoy!
After this you can die. You will have reached the apex of living.

Fire is the great cleanser. Paper matches work the best. Make it a small flame and hold it away from your nostril about 1 inch. Give it a big sniff and let the magic do its work!
A bit tricky with facial hair - but it can be done. You'll be pleased with the results (once the stench of burning flesh disipates from your sinuses...)

Go to the forest and get  big half rotted and hollow log. Dig a hole and plant it vertically - like a telephone pole - about 30 ft away from the main area on your home that they are pecking. They will move onto the easier peckings.

This works for speckled flickers. Dont know what birds you are dealing with.

I love your idea for the book and your interest in getting feedback from future readers! A know-it-all attitude (they don't) has, unfortunately, affected the quality of books that have come out before you.

Specifically, it would be helpful to have a troubleshooting section.
"Does your cheese taste moldy? Perhaps this is why..."
"Is your cheese too dry? Try this..."
Etc.

I wil buy your book