This is not so much a "you can't do that" as some "you'll never get a fire started" & "you're going to die" tales. It happened on the Boris Adventure. Daughter & I named it that in honor of the bear we had to chase out of camp at dawn one morning. That's a story for another time but let's just say I could have touched it several different times & it was within an inch of stepping on her head at one point. Never seen her wake up & get motivated so fast before!!!
We had been backpacking for 5 or 6 days in the Smoky Mountains. Staying at backwoods campsites. On our last night we stayed at a horse camp on the river that had other people. It had been raining for days, especially that day. Everything we had was wet or at least damp. After we got into camp I collected firewood for about an hour. I wanted a good fire or it would have been a miserable cold night. Some lady saw me & said "you'll never get a fire started".
Little did she know. I had a little dry tinder in a waterproof container, a tea candle, & some soggy paper trash. I started a small fire with the tinder & candle then proceeded to dry out small sticks. Gradually increasing the size of the fire & drying larger & larger sticks. Then some small logs. About an hour later we had a roaring fire while everyone else was huddled in their tents without any heat. Never underestimate a cold pyro who knows what he's doing.
Another time I took an out of town friend on a raft trip. Down the same river that flooded so bad & killed all the bible school girls a couple years ago. It was flooded that particular day but I knew that part of the river extremely well & had a really good raft. Not the crappy tourist raft that most people around there used. We set off & headed for the opposite bank just to make sure we had everything under control. The homeowner there came running down yelling "you're going to die". Hold my beer & watch this. We shoved off & enjoyed a very fast but safe & uneventful trip down the river.
One pic shows us attempting to dry some gear during a lunch break on the Boris Adventure. Good times.