You are excited to learn that urine is sterile when it leaves the body ( unless you have an infection!), and that one person's urine, carefully applied, provides enough fertilizer for a 1200 square foot garden. You are so happy that you post the news to your family and friends...
Your yard is the only one in the neighborhood that has almost no chiggers or ticks, because your free range chickens take care of them.
You save egg shells in a junky pan that you keep in the oven, so that they can toast whenever the oven is on. Then you take them out, and crush them for the hens.
Every sunny window in the house is filled with pet plants.
You've taught your grandchildren how to make butter.
Your children didn't know that you could buy frozen vegetables at the store until they were married!
Your children didn't know how to make pancakes from a mix until they were away from home; they had always ground wheat to make them from scratch.
