Hello Seanski,
If you've not already taken off for Missouri, perhaps I can interest you in an opportunity here in California, on the Klamath River. We have quite a lot of acerage and a lot of blackberries (which, I understand, appeal to goats). There was an old house trailer on the property that we dismantled, so the site is set up with utilities. We live there part-time, but we want someone on the property full-time to keep an eye on things and in case of fire, and sometimes for an extra pair of hands. We are surrounded by National Forest. Its not a remote or difficult access location, but the nearest town of any size is about 1 1/2 hours away. This is definitely not a pot farm! If you think this might interest you, please reach out to me. I just joined this forum, and I don't know how it works! Thanks!