I found your article humorous and informative. It does, however, make me wonder what you are doing that causes you to have such extensive experience with fleas? I am 52 years old, and I have only seen fleas twice in my life. I have only been bitten by them twice in my life. They are one of the few things I’m allergic to.
I’m guessing it must be your animals. I have never had animals in the house. That’s one major way of keeping fleas out