I tried to sign up. but got 'Throwed Off" (Florida Cracker speak")
Throwed is past tense of 'throw', case you didn't Know.
I can see now, after 25 years in Public School Education, ( Retired) Special Ed, I'm gonna have to start teachin' and preachin all over again.
First All, we gonna do a course in Conversin' , and Speakin' "Southernese".
This is gonna be an Intensive course.
Now is the Time for you to go to the 'Baffroom', 'cause we go a ton of stuff to do.
Are you Wit me ?
Mercy.
I'm gonna talk with you, same as I did with my students in High School.
Administration was not Thrilled wit it, but I had a Union Contract, that they had to Honor.
Lets start with Diversity.
I don't care if you are Pink with Purple polki dots, I am here for you dear
We are all Inclusive here, I just want to hug you to my large Breasts, till
you find comfort, if not air, in our embrace. Others have found pleasure in that area of my body too, you are not the first, so don't hold back, let it Come Out.
We will continue this, at a later time, when you are Ready.
I wants to give you Comfort, and give you Refuge in your storm.
I got a real big soft spot for your Comfort, and I will prepare that for you, oh darhlin'.
I just wanna reach out to everyone, kinda like Dolly Parton, God Bless her, and be there for you.
I would really like, for you to express yourself to me.
Talk to me, and show me what you got, I bet your proud of that, aren't you ?
I sure am when you show that to me.
I better stop now, I think I am out of text, and maybe good taste.
