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Looking for a true daughter of Gaia

 
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If you can't live in balance with the land, then that is not good is it. Living close to nature is a future project for me, I decided to first find a partner. Because if I were to establish myself somewhere first, I would then be stuck there and lose many relationship opportunities. I'm afraid of dying, and so I'm looking for a woman who will not kill me
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Michaell White wrote: I'm afraid of dying, and so I'm looking for a woman who will not kill me



You have to raise those standards, Michaell, lol. I think 'not being killed' is a universal desire, although there is probably someone somewhere wishing for the opposite---people can be weird so it might be good to throw that out there actually, you never know.

You might cite what kinds of things you're looking for in your future plans for getting close to nature--what kind of weather you want, any special interest in animals or what kind of food you're into, other stuff about yourself or what you want in another person. An age range if you have one, any kids, the dreaded politics/religion. You've got a good face so I wish you well, especially with the not being killed part.

 
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Emily Elizabeth wrote:

Michaell White wrote: I'm afraid of dying, and so I'm looking for a woman who will not kill me



You have to raise those standards, Michaell, lol. I think 'not being killed' is a universal desire, although there is probably someone somewhere wishing for the opposite---people can be weird so it might be good to throw that out there actually, you never know.

You might cite what kinds of things you're looking for in your future plans for getting close to nature--what kind of weather you want, any special interest in animals or what kind of food you're into, other stuff about yourself or what you want in another person. An age range if you have one, any kids, the dreaded politics/religion. You've got a good face so I wish you well, especially with the not being killed part.



Thank you very much Emily

I have higher standards of course. For example, it is also not okay if the woman will randomly hit me over the head with a spiked club, because it hurts a lot. No to mention that blood will fall on the floor, and if she slips and falls I will laugh, and she will hit me again!. Also, a woman that will fart and burp while we are in a restaurant is not okay, unless after she drinks cola she can burp, but she must not try to speak words while burping!!

The weather doesn't matter too much, but I don't like it too hot. For example, I was in a place where they had a pool, and I was there on work-related business, but I just wanted to jump into this pool . I'm telling you, if I don't go to the water again soon, I will go crazy with this heat, and start trying to dive into puddles on the side of the road. I'm 1,82m but the height of a woman does not affect her attractiveness to me, but if she is taller than me, I will not let her anywhere near a battle axe. More important is if she can have children. I don't have children from previous relationships and no addictions or any unusual tendencies, I'm a pretty natural guy in every way, and ideally I want a woman like that
 
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I literally love this thread
 
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Maxwell Finkle wrote:I literally love this thread



Same here.  I can't wait to see what happens when the perfect woman with a battle axe finds it.
 
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So......You would consider a woman who already has children? Or must they come from your loins?
 
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Thank you everyone

Sage Westwood wrote:So......You would consider a woman who already has children? Or must they come from your loins?



It's okay if she has children, but I want children of my own as well
 
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Michaell,  can you tell everyone where you're from.  What state You in now?
 
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Maxwell Finkle wrote:Michaell,  can you tell everyone where you're from.  What state You in now?



I'm from Europe, I live in Portugal. At the moment I'm aiming to move to Germany. I hate being a wage slave, but in our reality we are born into bondage with no knowledge of how to survive outside the system. It sucks doesn't guys? But unfortunately we have to fight in the arena like Spartacus, so we can earn our freedom. But my children are not going back to these deserts they call cities, unless of course they want that, but I will educate them otherwise. The problem is then, how will they find their own partners, but they will have a lot of time to do it unlike us. I'm going on a ramble, I will stop

Moving to the US is an impossibility to me, and it has nothing to do with money, that would not be an issue. I just have always had the feeling that if I ever go to that continent I will die there. If I were to talk with a woman from the US and we liked each other, I would help her move to Europe

By the way, I recently saw an interesting movie that maybe you guys will like as well, it's called "Captain Fantastic". I disliked the ending and a few other things, but it wasn't so bad
 
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Moving to the US is an impossibility to me, and it has nothing to do with money, that would not be an issue. I just have always had the feeling that if I ever go to that continent I will die there.



You do realize that if you stay in Europe you will also die there?  
 
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Heidi Beckwith wrote:

Moving to the US is an impossibility to me, and it has nothing to do with money, that would not be an issue. I just have always had the feeling that if I ever go to that continent I will die there.



You do realize that if you stay in Europe you will also die there?  



Not if in Europe I make babies before I die , if I do I will not die! . But if I go to the US to meet a to-be partner, and then I die, then I will really die . I don't want to die!

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