Greg Martin

Or maybe a screw?

A man went to the doctor's office with a terrible addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.

He will recover, but it will be a rocky road.

Correct & correct Ned....nice going!

What has a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?

I ran a marathon in Sweden.
I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line.

Where does a boat go when it doesn't feel well?
To the dock.

I've been crazy about permaculture for 20 years and this year will be my 12th year on Permies.  I came to interact with all the lovely folks here.....and sometimes to drop a couple bad jokes.

I love Bernd Heinrich!  I've really enjoyed reading his books.  

I planted Chinese chestnut seeds a decade ago that I have been harvesting from for the past few years.  I see a few seedlings popping up here and there from those trees.  Also, last year I bought nuts from a mother tree that is 75% American chestnut and am hoping they end up behaving very much like full American chestnuts as they will need to compete in a forest setting.  Fingers crossed.  I'd love to get my fingers on some resistant 100% American and chinkapin seeds to add to my forest too.  Such a lovely dream to see them return.

I put my Kia up for sale and the Devil contacted me.
I sold him my Soul.

What do you call a melancholy robot.
A sigh-borg.