Greg Martin

I eat licorice until I start getting afraid that I'm overdosing, then I stop, wait and eat it again.

I will eat candy corn if it's in front of me, but otherwise, nope!

Why did the single celled organism fail math class?

She tried to multiply by dividing.

H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.  What is H2O4?

To drink
(or to swim!)

Dennis Barrow wrote:Where do bad rainbows go?

To Prism, but it's only a light sentence.

And it gives them time to reflect.

My grandfather had only one leg, but it didn't stop him from working 40 years for the local brewery.  He was in charge of the hops.

I would expect that they would have to move to a perennial vegetable system.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

Was going to cook an Alligator for dinner, but then realized I only had a croc pot.

Try blind folded archery.

You don't know what you're missing!

I could get social security for 933 years!  Ok, really I'm thinking that I would love to work on my forest gardens for 1000 years.  Can you imagine?  I'm ok with getting sick.  Makes the non-sick times extra sweet.