Old pirate sitting at a bar. He had a peg leg. He had a hook. He had an eye patch.
Tarbender asked him what his story was for all the missing parts.
The old pirate said, "The leg I lost to a cannon ball during an attack. The hand I lost in a saber fight."
The Tarbender waited for a bit, then asked about the eye.
The old pirate took a few minutes then answered, "Right after I got the hook there was this darned mosquito ..."
