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Susan Mené

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I'm a 60 year old adventurous, curious, retired nurse who lives on Long Island, NY. Married to a type A (husband) and I'm a type B. I have a grown daughter and son; we are a close family.
I live my permaculture dream on shy acre, half wooded (evolving food forest) and the other half for the house, garden and dog. I make my own jam and eat the weeds,  My vegetables grow in garden beds, pots, nooks and corners, and vertical planters. Permaculture, hiking, and gardening are my current passions.
I don't use alcohol or drugs because I can't handle them. Have one for me!
I've zip-lined and rock-climbed in Alaska, jumped off the 108th floor of a building in Las Vegas and I'm still terrified of heights. I've hiked glaciers and on Mt. Etna, and hundreds of trail but super advanced. 15 years of martial arts (mid-life) until I fell on my head. Now I need a new knee and it was all totally worth it.
Everything considered, being at home with family, friends, dog and garden is the best.
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Thanks for pointing me in the right direction. What do you think of this, perhaps?
https://purduelandscapereport.org/article/orange-goo-dramatic-but-harmless/
1 day ago
Can anyone explain this phenomenon to me? The tree was cut down a year ago. The stump is dry, not visibly rotting.
This is after the orange stuff thinned out a bit; it had been quite thick.
1 day ago
I can't imagine what I was thinking.  
    Here I am, the original poster, 4 years later.  I forgot that the squirrels believe my waist-high planter is a free all-you-can-eat garlic buffet,
    I planted about 5 cloves in there, and you'll never guess what happened...  
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Susan Mené wrote:

Gray Henon wrote:Mmmmm…preseasoned squirrel!



Now there's a thought!! Maybe they were doing me a favor!  



I just came upon this again!  Thanks for the laugh!

Tereza Okava wrote:my grandmother was definitely of the 'rip yer head off and feed it to____' persuasion!!!
my mother grew up getting yelled at in Sicilian dialect by her stepfather and it must have been pretty bad (or maybe that part of her brain didn't get developed) because she never said anything in anger, ever (if we weren't practically biological clones I'd wonder if I'm even related to her).

We do a lot of multilingual threatening, but all in good fun. The dog, particularly, is often told that his tail is going to end up in the soup if he doesn't stop doing whatever annoying thing he's up to. Still, my most frequent utterance is probably the good old "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"

(many years ago we had nursing care in-home when we lived in Rhode Island. the combination of crusty yankee personality and seen-it-all nurses was very fertile ground for diversified vocabulary!! one time my daughter's feeding tube came out and nobody, from the nurses to the chief GI surgeon, could get it back in. We heard some pretty salty talk that day.... hats off to nurses and hospital staff!!)

 

    AH, feeding tubes and cursing.  They were so simple in concept and design,  yet, on rare occasions, took aggravation to a whole new level.  I hope your daughter did well.
    When my grandmother exclaimed "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!", I'd always be a little afraid. To have her invoking all three in a manner that did not seem quite respectful always produced an awed silence among the (many) grandchildren.  
2 weeks ago

George Ingles wrote:My Grandpa said that his Dad worked with a very pious man who was known to be quiet and even tempered, and never said a mumbling word.  Except in times of great frustration or vexation he was known to exclaim, "MISCHIEF!"



Love it.  It creates 2 alternating pictures in my mind:  a cartoon wizard and that of a  "a very pious man who was known to be quiet and even tempered"

It also reminds me that I used to say "Jiminy Crickets!"
2 weeks ago

Jill Dyer wrote:When the casserole just coming out of the oven hit the floor my Mom let fly with the longest combination of swear words I'd ever heard - 8 plus an 'and' with lots of commas indicating a list    Colour me gobsmacked!
I'm fond of exclaiming "sausages" -  quite some satisfaction in the sibilance there;  or "well just bummer" or "bu**ar bum balls"  In moments of extreme stress when I was working (paid sort)  I'd go outside and deep breathe under the lemon scented gum - that was always good.  Otherwise it's just the go-to words usually printed using asterisks and such. . .



"8 plus an 'and' with lots of commas indicating a list  "
Great description! I can hear it now, hahahaha!
As for sibilance,  you made me remember using "son of a dog" when the kids were young.  They didn't pick that up, but the ONE time I slipped while dealing with aggressive bees in a parking lot led my daughter to instantly develop a happy "F***ing bees! F***ing bees" song and dance.
2 weeks ago
My grandmother:
"Holy Hannah"
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"

My brother-in-law's mother, to her two adult sons:  "If you don't cut out the roughhousing, I'm going to rip your arms out and beat you with the bloody stumps!"

Overheard in a parking lot:
"Judas Priest in a crack house, get your sh** together!"

2 weeks ago
   What are some funny/strange/foul things that you say or have said in the past, or have heard someone else say in moments of frustration or anger?
    Mine range from the mild, yet frequent, "I need this like I need a______(fill in the blank, I really can't be that blunt here) and, "If I could drink, I would be drunk right now" to my most random: "God, I wish somebody would just throw me up against a wall and kiss me!".  Never saw that coming, it just fell out.
   I said it quite viciously at work (hospital) during a usual day chaos/no food/no bathroom/no staff running through a unit full of coworkers, bosses, and (unfortunately) patients. Today I'd be sent to HR and fired, but back then it broke the tension, that's for sure!  Big laughs, and nobody ever brought it up again except one person who gave me that kiss later, thank you very much!  Oh, to be young again!  
    Share with me your strange, your random, your funny utterances.  I'm hoping to find some new ones!
3 weeks ago