Terry Bacon

From Pepe to Poopoo

See, Bigfoot was right, no pants means I wont need to change my pants ever!

honestly if I walked into a bathroom with that hulk-toilet, I might not need to use the bathroom anymore, instead I'll need a new pair of pants!

THAT'S A CASTLE!

I must be part bigfoot, cause those cheeks look familiar

hire a helicopter to find bigfoot
use the left over on our homestead

Bigfoot gardening is where its at

THE PLAN

1) BUY LAND
2) USE GARDENING KNOWLEDGE TO PLANT HIS FAVOURITE FOODS
3) WAIT FOR SASQUATCH
4) WHEN HE ARRIVES, FEED HIM CHILLI
5) FEED HIM MORE CHILLI SO HE IS TOO TIRED TO LEAVE
6) START A SAVE A SQUATCH RESCUE NONPROFIT
7) KEEP HIM
BREED MORE SQUATCHES
9) CREATE AN ARMY OF SQUATCHES
10) UNLEASH THEM ON THE WORLD

Bacon be shak'n

1) Are you a rare sighting? Because I can't believe my luck in finding someone like you
2) I may not have photographic evidence, but I'm pretty sure you're the missing link to my happiness.
3) Can I take you on a date? I promise, it won't be as hard as finding you.