When I bought the place I was in an unincorporated zone and I was free to live like a man.
Some time has passed since then and the city of Naimoli has conquered quite a bit of new territory. Now, I will be dealing with various pencil pushers whose combined building knowledge is unlikely to exceed my own. I include the inspectors in this list, and they're knowledgeable guys.
So I'll be cooperating to some degree in order to not sabotage myself financially. I will explore all avenues of getting around the rules, including application under the experimental building code, bringing people from the University environmental studies program into the fray and I may seek media attention.
If anything I want to do is blocked,I'm also not averse to certain types of stunts, but nothing that would get me imprisoned. I'm more likely to do things which are extremely irritating. I'll have a chat with whichever suit is unfortunate
enough to draw my file and explain clearly what I intend to do and the lengths I'm willing to go to to achieve my ends.
I'm creating a
de facto public park/bird sanctuary with walking trails, bathrooms and other amenities on a 700 m long stretch of the property. I'll make it clear that
should I have trouble, the asset could be withdrawn and that I would advertise exactly why and name the individuals.
I'm willing to play nice if they are. If not, I'll interfere with election campaigns, make hundreds of phone calls to green advocacy groups etc. I'll probably seek organic certification and join other groups which have media darling status.
I present very well on camera and in public meetings. My preferred debating style is to allow a lesser intellect to drone on for a time and then when my turn comes, baffle them with mountains of information that I can back up and demonstrate complete knowledge of.
I'm a huge fan of the tactical style of former American president Lyndon B. Johnson. He used every means at his disposal to achieve his goals. His number one tactic was to find out something hugely embarassing and then to blackmail his opponent. I have a book with transcripts of some of his White House tapes. He passed more legislation that any other president since FDR, and did it in a single term. Because of his take no prisoners approach, he was arguably more important to the civil rights movement than were King, Malcolm X, Farrakhan or any of the other leaders we usually associate with civil rights.
I plan to exercise the right to live freely on my property,healthy and free of parasites.