wanted: gentleman goat near southwest Washington

probably a long shot, but I'm looking for a gentleman goat to get physical with my lady goats this winter. I would prefer a Nubian or Oberhasli, but breed isn't critically important.

I would prefer to borrow a goat to do the deed, but I could also bring the ladies to him. I might also consider buying a buck, but you should know that I would probably eat him after he has done the deed.

livestock auction is probably my next stop, but I thought I would put the word out here first.