Trade labor for land

I am looking to trade labor for land. I am skilled at mostly everything in the construction world, over 25+ years experience. I have been working since I was kid, with my farther and uncles, building houses and many other projects. Was hoping to find someone with a couple of Acres they are willing to get rid of in exchange for help with any projects you might have and need help working on. You would not have to pay me a dime. I just want my own piece of property. Something I can call my own. I'm willing to hear out anyones work questions ask me anything. I am looking for somthing secluded in the woods. There doesn't need to to be utilities hooked up. My plan is to build a homestead, I am also open to relocating as well I live in Southern NH so its cold here most of the year and so id love to be in a better climate. I'm open to checking anything out if it seems right. Something out west or down south would be great to. Please dont be shy and contact me with questions !!

text me
603-351-0555

Side Note,
I didnt think i needed to say this guys but I want to make it very clear this is a real ad with a real proposition I am truly looking to trade labor for land.

Here is a list of things i WONT do or respond if you ask.
Provide any sexiual favors.
Engage in any chat that is not related to the job or the property.
Send you pictures of my body or anything weird indecent or sexual .
I will not send you my boxers or socks .

Please serious inquiries only !!!