Ya, I'm with you on this one. I hate those things. Soapy
water doesn't do anything for my variety of squash bug other than give them a
shower. I tried several things the past couple years and the bugs won.
Chickens aren't interested in them, either. Aghhhh.
I was planning on getting Neem this year. And I better get it fast as I saw one on a potato plant yesterday. Maybe it was just confused. Last year they wiped out pumpkins, all squashes and were even on the rhurbarb. It's war....