Micheal James wrote:Large-breed goats are what happens when the universe accidentally pours equal parts mountain man, demolition expert, philosopher, a sack of concrete and drunk toddler into the same furry body, then adds horns and a poop dispenser out of spite. They spend every waking moment proving that gravity is merely a suggestion and that every object in your possession has secretly been waiting for a goat to eat it or stand on it.
A haiku-
Horned toddler mule
Chaos wears a beard today
The fence learns humility
Replying to applaud your totally entertaining writing. The audience asks for more - learning is fun when the writing is this good!
paul wheaton wrote:
Loppers or pruners. Cut to 1 foot lengths or shorter. They lay on the ground pretty good then. With soil contact they will rot.
Hugo Morvan wrote: Especially if we manage to collect varieties that can easily be propagated by cuttings it could be interesting for some of us to offer people a fire resistant package of possible trees and shrubs. See it as a business opportunity, as well as every saved house is a house that doesn't have to be rebuild and keeping people in the countryside is a matter of importance.