Please, for the sake of humanity, drop whatever you are doing and become a writer full time. You have a gift that MUST be shared.
Ben and Evan, it was great to meet you! I promise next time my dogs will be on their best behavior (which isn't saying much)...
Thanks for the pictures, and for feeding him -- he says you make delicious food!
so I thank you all for letting me know he is well.. and please let me know what is needed that I can send your way.