Blaine Clark

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I'm into a bit of urban 'farming' on a 1 1/2 in town lot. Not a lot of room, but we have fun with it growing Sunchokes, Rhubarb, Horseradish and a couple other perennials.
I'm also into using Linux instead of Microsoft.
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What do you call the person who graduated lowest in their class at medical school?

Doctor . . .
3 hours ago
I checked my bank balance this morning.
I fell over.
3 hours ago
Old pirate sitting at a bar. He had a peg leg. He had a hook. He had an eye patch.
Tarbender asked him what his story was for all the missing parts.
The old pirate said, "The leg I lost to a cannon ball during an attack. The hand I lost in a saber fight."
The Tarbender waited for a bit, then asked about the eye.
The old pirate took a few minutes then answered, "Right after I got the hook there was this darned mosquito ..."
19 hours ago

Dennis Barrow wrote:I had the nastiest, rudest, slowest cashier today.
I guess its my own fault for using the self service checkout.



I've yet to find a self checkout station with a mirror. Liars!
19 hours ago
Day old.
 Da-ay-ay old.
   Day old bread and me wan' take home.
2 days ago
Don't gimme no shampoo.
It's gotta be real poo.
2 days ago
There are two wolves that live inside each of us.

Give them half a chance and they'll both eat your bacon.
4 days ago
Where'd everybody go?
I'll add Sunchokes, AKA Sunroots, Helianthus tuberosus, and by the Algonquins Kaishúcpenauk.
The flowers after being steamed or boiled taste like squash. I've used the broth from boiling them to make wine.
The leaves are hairy, so don't throw them raw into a salad, but when cooked they take on the flavor of anything they're mixed with and the fuzzies disappear.
The tender sprouts or the tender upper stalks when boiled or steamed have a flavor I can't describe. I'm drying and powdering some for flavoring.
The tubers of course are great food cooked any which way or even raw, dehydrated raw and ground into flour, dehydrated after boiling or steaming and made into instant mashed 'choke powder. I've made wine from the boiled tuber broth too.
4 days ago

M Ljin wrote:

Blaine Clark wrote:Why aren't contractions more popular?
I known't and I caren't.



They are quite a pain, you know.



Did You Hear the One About the Pregnant Woman?
She went into labor and started shouting, "Couldn't! Wouldn't! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't! Isn't! Wasn't! Won't!"  Yup. She was having contractions.
4 days ago
Bringing this to an update:
During Covid I got two old laptops and put Linux Mint on them along with Zoom and Teams, then I took them to a shelter for the women to use to securely and remotely contact doctors, lawyers, counselors, therapists, whatever, whoever, during the 'Great Quarantine'. "That's not Microsoft". None of the staff or clients wanted to even sit down to look them over.
Years earlier my wife and I were members of a blind association. I picked up a handful of PCs, mostly towers. I installed what was then an up and coming Linux distro called Vinux - Linux for the visually impaired. I sent them to members around Pennsylvania to try with the intentions of giving them to people who didn't fully qualify for disability aid and couldn't afford the $1000+ fee for Job Access for Windows (JAWs), the screenreader program most commonly used on Microsoft. Vinux came with free Orca and other free screenreaders. Again the only real complaint was "That's not Microsoft". Vinux disappeared for several reasons.
So, failure on two attempts. On the other hand, my wife has a cousin who is a retired teacher's aid. Her SSI barely keeps her head above water. She got a laptop from another relative several years ago and that version of Microsoft expired. She was in a dilemma - what to do? She had managed to gain contacts with quite a few friends and relatives and loved being able to video chat, email and facebook with them. Let's see what I can do ... I put Linux Mint on, put her pictures and a small handful of saved emails and other documents back and with just a bit of hand-holding getting her accounts set up she was up and running and loving it!
Another relative, son's mother-in-law had a laptop that Microsoft expired on. She too just used it for facebook, emailing and video conferencing with friends and relatives. She didn't want to buy a new laptop but she didn't want to lose her contacts. Linux Mint to the rescue again. Then she got the Linux game bug and installed and played games from the software manager. She could do some of the same on her phone, but the laptop screen is so much bigger and better.
A friend, who at the time was an auctioneer, got fed up having to take his PCs to a shop and pay through the nose to have viruses and other malware fixed. He shared documents with banks, clients, lawyers and area court houses. The lawyers were the worst! Makes me wonder how they can maintain trust with other business establishments! We got to talking one evening at a church meeting and I mentioned Linux Mint. He got beyond interested! Next time I brought my laptop and we sat down and went over everything on it. "Can you set me up?" Whoa! I'd never even thought of setting up a small business office before. "I don't know, but I can try." I flabbergasted myself and got it up and running with dual-boot, just in case. He was fit to be tied and everything went great until he got a brand-spanking new big production office printer. He couldn't get it to connect through wireless, only hardwired and that didn't cut it for his little office. I got the brand and model info and got a hold of the manufacturer. They had just the day before released a driver that should work. I downloaded it and took it to the office. It worked and he had the printer up in no time. He's since retired and passed away. After he retired he kept Linux on his home PCs. He'd had his fill of Microsoft.
Bottom line: Linux works for those who want it to work. It's like rehab, you can force it or just offer it, but if they don't want it, it won't work for them.
What can you do with old PCs? Keep one for a spare that you can install Linux on and set up your accounts and backups. Turn one into a media center with pictures, music, videos and links to online media then hook it up a speaker system, one room or whole house. You can even hook up to a TV for better video size and quality. Turn one into a security system for your home, barn, garage, shop, or business. And if there's someone who really-really wants to use Linux, pass it on.
Last but not least, there are a small handful of organizations that accept old, working PCs, load Linux on them and offer them to volunteer groups such as ambulance and fire services, small charities, community groups, churches and missions. Pittsburgh, PA. has one called ComputerReach. Houston, TX. has one - I can't remember the name of, and there are several more around the country.
4 days ago