thanks everyone so far - it's all valuable feedback
i know the fans aren't great, but lots of people have them and they aren't that expensive... even the guy in the video bashing them had at least 2 lol. the problem with a kit to add to an existing fan is that there aren't standardised connectors to make it easy - a lot even have the wires soldered rather than a snap on molex connector etc. the fact they aren't that good makes me fine with the idea of siphoning off some of their power. i'm not worried about the temperature - the top half of these fans doesn't get too hot.
I think perhaps you guys aren't the target market for this if you rarely use a phone, haha! I have a reasonably high tech home and would love a phone notification or for [one of my 3] Alexa to tell me "The stove will need more wood in the next 30 minutes". It sounds like it's more a gadget for the city folks like me!