Michael Bradford

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Any April Fools Day jokes, stories or any other April Fools Day sillyness to share?

OOH! OOH! OOH!   I've got one!
Here is an April Fools Day Limerick for you that I wrote a long time ago and I dust it off and bring it out every year.

Gorillas at monkey tech schools
Make their gas with monkey wrench tools
But the octane they make
for their cars is so fake
All they do is just "Ape real Fuels"

5 months ago
Like the OP, I was wondering if anyone had made char out of humanure. But I did it myself first anyway  (just did so today, Dec. 24, 2024) and then
went looking to see if any one else had.  So I found what I was looking for and found it here to add my experience.

My compost toilet buckets stack up a while (6 or 7 months usually) before they get dumped into the humanure specific compost pile. I dont use it
for gardening so the pile is basically unused so far. (just my brother and I here going on 4 years) so the pile is still nowhere near being full. Smell
was an occasional problem only if it managed to get wet from rain. (leaky tarp I guess)

I saw a YT video where a guy used soup cans to make char in his woodstove over the winter heating season; so that is the method I am using for
pyrolization. For the compost toilet, fine flaked pine used for horse bedding gets sprinkled over the poo. No effort is made to divert urine. When
full, the lid is closed tight on top and gets put outside. I mostly try to keep it in the shade. Any time of the year. None have busted when frozen yet.  
And remarkably so far, the smell was not nearly as bad as I expected for bucket contents that had been sitting for several months. This might be
different for "fresher" bucket loads, but I haven't gotten to them yet.

The finished product is light and finely flaked and the occasinal clump of more compacted char crumbles very easily. No crushing is needed. It will
be great for sprinkling as is into the deep bedding in the chicken coops to absorb smell of amonia and chicken poo or to mix into garden soil (after
it gets innoculated with compost tea or with it already mixed in with the coop bedding that gets composted) or to put some in an open jar or dish
as a deoderizer to absorb odors in the kitchen and in the bathroom.

BTW, the fine pine flakes surprized me when I first started using the composting toilet. (5 gallon bucket with a toilet seat on top... quite simple but
adequate and effective )

Some smell was noted, but not nearly as noxious when at first when trying to use straw. (big, big mistake) So I used a spray bottle mixed with some
freerange, purebred unicorn fart juice that was certified !00% organic, non GMO, unsulphered, no PFAS or glyphosates, herbacide free, fungicide
free, insecticide free, petrochemical free, no antibiotics, non-allergenic and mixed with osmosis filtered well water. The poo pile would get covered
with a judicious coating of pine flakes and spritzed with a few squirts of the unicorn fart juice concoction. Now I never had smelled unicorn fart juice
before, but to me it smelled suspiciously like several drops of vanilla extract had been mixed in with the osmosis filtered well water. Apparently the
spray can also be had in peppermint or lavender versions and maybe others as well but I didn't try any of those. Anyway, I later discontinued use of
the spray since generally unicorns are as hard to come by as unobtainium and their fart juice even moreso.  That, and I just became accustomed to  
the slight vestigial waft of poo.  (and that could probably be cured with a dish of the humanure char nearby to absorb those odors.)
8 months ago
I once retrieved from a dumpster a case box of ready to bake bisquits in those pop open cylinder containers... some had
already popped open and were past their "best if used by " dates. The intention was to bake them and give them to the dogs
and chickens as treats. Left on the back porch too long in the summer heat and more of them had popped open. Black soldier
flies  took advantage and turned it into a huge mass of BSF larvae.

Well the dogs missed out on any bisquits, but the chickens feasted like royalty on the larvae for quite a while. So yeah, go
ahead and mix the flour with some water (and/or with  some outdated milk like I did with some dumpster sourced milk) and
make dough out of it and put into a plastic tote put up out of reach of critters with a window screen to keep house flies out.
Add a few pieces of corrugated cardboard for the BSF to lay egs in.  (when the eggs hatch, the larvae are small enough to crawl
through  the screen and drop down to the food for them below.)

The fly larvae dispatched the dough pretty quickly so it never really got the chance to get stinky at all... which is what they can
do with just about anything  foodlike you toss in for them to consume ... like leftovers from butchering of any animals etc.

Well that would work where black soldier flies can be found anyway.
9 months ago
BTW, another method to be rid of rats involves a mixture of dry baking soda and cornmeal that is
non-poisonous/non-lethal/harmless to the dogs and chickens but so far has had limited success...
The rats seem to prefer the tender greens instead of the cornmeal bait.
10 months ago
Cats would do ok with mice... but rats, not so much. A dog would be a better hunter for rats. the 2 basset hounds here will actually pull logs
out of the firewood stacks to get at any rats. Rats are awfull and have eaten tops of seedling trees I've tried to grow. Eventually I had to set
seedlings up on a makeshift table with steel roofing panels laying on top extending out so that they could not reach around to access the
table top. I won't use poison because of  the dogs and chickens here and trapping has its issues too. Big black rat snakes are a welcome sight.

Also, raccoons have been an issue with the chickens. the dogs and a 22 rifle or the shotgun have been employed from time to time though I
would prefer not to. The coons apparently are smarter and more patient and persistant than I can always maintain... It's an ongoing conflict.
10 months ago

Christopher Weeks wrote:There's nothing permaculture about it, but Irish polytunnel made me think immediately of RED Gardens



There are companies that recycle plastic by heating the chopped up plastic and forming into planks to be used like lumber.
Somewhere on YouTube I saw some DIY plastic plank/bricks made. They cut/chopped up plastic into small managable size
pieces and melted it in a toaster oven outside (I think) in old pie or casserole tins to make plastic paver stones. Mostly it was
melted enough to make it all stick together well enough but not necessarily to the point of becoming completely liquid since
one wouldn't want it to get hot enough to catch fire.

Seems like it might be a bit of work, but would probably only need to be done occasionaly. It certainly would reduce the size
of one's plastics accumulation and put it into practical use as something that won't rot when used on the ground to help keep
other things from touching the ground.
Just a thought.

1 year ago
A way my brother and I are putting up moveable poultry fencing  is using 2 meter tall deer netting on slim tall cedar poles we have cut down.
( Lots of cedars here in south central Missouri ) They are spaced roughly 10 feet apart and corners are anchored around existing trees. The
netting is fairly light and nearly invisible so we laced white poly twine at the top 4 1/2 feet with those 3 lines spaced at about 18 inch intervals
to discourage birds from trying to fly through it. The lower half is electrified to discourage predators and to keep the dogs from trying to just
push themselves beneath it. Plus, those wires also help make the barrier more visible. The top line could have wire or a sturdy but small diameter
low stretch polyester line that can be pulled tight enough so the netting doesn't sag too much. (it doesn't take much to hold the netting up...
like I said, the netting is very light.) Line laced through the netting or just  small zip ties to attach netting to the support line.
Conduit tubing or 1.5" to 2" inch PVC pipe might be workable alternatives to wood poles. (though corner poles need to be stiff and sturdy.

We figure if the netting needs to be moved to an area without trees to anchor the fencing to, the idea is to use old car tires with holes cut into
the sidewall of the tire facing the ground for drainage. (and they could be painted so they aren't so ugly) Corner anchor poles could be attached
to the tread face of the tire to hold the poles and netting up. The corner anchor pole tires could be filled with dirt, gravel, rocks or whatever or
bricks on a board laying on top of the tires to give them extra weight to resist tipping. And that should do... concrete would be overkill. The
operative word is "moveable"; rocks, dirt and bricks would be WAY easier to just empty out of the tires to move the poles with their tire bases
than cumbersome concrete filled tires.  The reason for using tire platforms and wood poles is that rock is not something T posts can be used
in very easy, if at all in a practical way.

The corner anchor poles  could be reinforced with a couple boards or a section of conduit bent into a "V" with the point of the V attached to the
pole about 2 1/2 or 3 feet above the tire and the spread ends of the V screwed or nut and bolted to the tire as a triangulated brace. Fencing poles
standing between the anchor poles just need to be held upright. (the tires with unbraced poles and the tension of the line between the corner anchor
poles should be enough.) Really trying to get by without using guy lines at the corner poles.... just another way some predator might be able to climb
up and get in to my chickens.
2 years ago

Dottie Kinn wrote:You have an incredible writing gift!! Loved your post and even read it to hubby who enjoyed it.

To the point, no one has mentioned that your little lady may be mourning. Animals of all sorts mourn the loss of a friend and companion. I've watched my girls mourn the loss of a rooster who was a real gentleman. I, too, mourned his loss but for different reasons. He wasn't in the "jerk" category and he was part Brahma, which I wanted to introduce into my flock via hatched chicks.

It took them a couple of weeks, but they eventually got over it. The new rooster had longer to wait for their acceptance, but they did eventually accept him and his role. I see that as a part of life regardless of the species. If my hubby died, I would mourn terribly and I seriously doubt I would accept another "rooster", ever.

If she has made a new friend in the coop, let her be more with her friend. Like mentioned by many others, there are too many lung issues that can be caused by the dander to let her be in the house permanently.

My position is probably more harsh than others because my chickens are for food (eggs and meat). They are well cared for and treated with respect, just not pets.  I have 2 cats and 1 dog that are pets.

I've had a couple hens who hung out near me and talked while doing chores but I still see them as chickens, and they still act like chickens around me. None of mine are as old as yours so I don't know if that makes a difference.

Just my 2 cents worth. God bless you for being so concerned about your hens!



This is one of the first things I thought of when I first started reading this whole thread. Piper, my female cinnamon
pearl cockatiel went into mourning when we lost our male pied cockatiel. She even got physically ill for a while and
was very "clingy" flying up to sit on my, or my friends shoulder and being underfoot too often. And soon she would
be pecking at my ear demanding attention. At first she was allowed to do so to be spoon fed cooked oatmeal. But
then it just became intolerable with her hopping onto the dining table to snatch food off of my plate.

She would not socialize with Sugar, the young female gray pearl cockatiel much at all (or the 2 male white parakeets).
So the 2 cockatiels were made to spend  time together in a single cage multiple weeks at a time. They both adjusted
and are best pals now. The funny thing is, now Piper who is about 17 years old insists on sharing  nesting duties with
Sugar. No male cockatiel to fertilize the eggs that Sugar lays, but that has not stopped them both from being broody.
And this seems to have given Piper a purpose for living and not to just give up and let herself fall apart to die alone.
I suspect that several species of birds, although different in many ways, do have some similar behavioral attributes.

Here on the homestead, the chicken flocks have calmed considerably since "Rusty" a rooster that has always been
regarded by the rest of the flocks as an interloping outcast, recently has left the scene. (Freezer camp) Nobody seems
to miss him at all.

I agree with the above quote by Dottie Kinn.
Although it it is fun to anthropomorphize our animals sometimes and give them names, our chickens here certainly
are not pets and are raised to be food. But they are still raised with the same sort of care as anyone would give to a
beloved pet.  It is just the right thing to do being good stewards and treating all the animals in our care kindly.
2 years ago
The storage space I rented in Michigan a few years before I moved to Missouri was kind of a man cave for me.
There was very often some treasure somebody was throwing away when they would move out of their rental
space. I would gather it and stuff it in my rental space. Then I would sell the stuff during the few weeks yard
sales were allowed in the neighborhood. Just about anything you would normally find at a yard sale, and then
some.

Some was donated... like several hundred new in the package mesh tank tops of different colors and sizes were
donated to a school program for kids that couldn't afford those kind of things down here in Missouri.  Several
large boxes of school supply items like pens, pencils, paper, solar powered calculators, soccer equipment, new
flip flops in adult and child sizes and T-shirts etc were sent to the Philippines by a friend who had contacts there.

Some stuff I kept for my own use. The best things were several vintage stereos with speakers... even a reel to
reel tape machine. But my favorite find was 4 Motorola 10 channel walkie talkies like the kind that might be
used at a construction site. There were batteries and chargers for each and 2 had remote clip on speaker/mics.
They all worked fine. Apparently they had been in a fire because I had to clean them well to get rid of the smoke
residue and smell. Still have them to this day.
2 years ago