Much like my nordie neighbour above, it rains in the west half the year (officially), hence, Slugtopia. In a bid to go full North Korea on them I've been researching nematodes, and shocked by the prices, I started thinking exactly as most other commenters have, as in gulag, torture, live bio-research, and a gastropodial perversion of Soylent Green. I manage a 1.5 acre mixed use community garden, aka piss poor. I'm going to get medieval on this, and would love to hear more of everybody's trials and tribulations. Jaysus, it's like cloning an army for an epic war...