Why do trees make the worst frenemies? Because they are always throwing shade!
What did the young plant say to the compost? "You decompose me."
Why are worms the best at composting? Because they always get into the dirt of things!
What do you call a well-spoken vegetable? An arti-chic!
Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond? He wanted to grow a water-melon!
What did the bee say to the flower? "Hey bud, when do you open?"
Why don't secrets work in a garden? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
What's a gardener's favorite novel? "War and Peas."
