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Hubby just got this in his in-box. Theoretically, it's not a joke, but it certainly left both of us shaking our heads:

Introducing Windows 11

Windows 11 provides a calm and creative space where you can pursue your passions through a fresh experience. From a rejuvenated Start menu to new ways to connect to your favorite people, news, games, and content – Windows 11 is the place to think, express, and create in a natural way.


If I want to "create in a natural way", I'll go putter in my garden or listen to the birds!
 
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Jay said, "If I want to "create in a natural way", I'll go putter in my garden or listen to the birds!



I agree!

calm and creative space



Sounds like an advertisement for a SPA!

I wonder where is this Windows 11? Maybe in a garden somewhere?
 
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Anne Miller wrote:I wonder where is this Windows 11? Maybe in a garden somewhere?

Oh, maybe it's not a computer program at all, but one of those glass things they put in walls so you can actually look out at a garden?
 
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Cats and computers are a dangerous mix....
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I'm reminded of one of The Onion's "point-counterpoint" articles from 20 years ago.

Point: "My computer totally hates me!"
Counterpoint: "God, do I hate that bitch!"

My Computer Totally Hates Me vs God, Do I Hate That Bitch
 
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Trouble-shootin'.

It's funny... though sometimes tempting...
 
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Coming to a hard drive near you, the worst computer viruses yet:
AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you’re getting.
MCI Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk attack—once if by LAN, twice if by C:>.
Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a “virus.” Instead, it’s an “electronic microorganism.”
Government Spokesman Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
 
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