LOL -
bats crazy, J.P.!
Here's another study that showed that yarrow (Achillea millefolium) has repellant properties. I also read about thyme, and have some I just harvested, and have read multiple reports of white vinegar being a repellant (and that could be a base, cheaper than alcohol).
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16506457 Also have an abundance of lemon grass, which has shown to be repellant, that will go in the mix and sweeten it up for human noses.
Anyone else got ideas for what to use to use in concoctions to keep the flying tigers at bay?