Kirsty Pollock

I absolutely could not be bothered to cook dinner... And somehow ended up putting on some rice and lentils with a bit of olive oil, adding veg from the garden or this year's harvest - celery, green onion (I have so many), garlic, mushrooms*, tomato, aubergines fried with cinnamon, the last small zucchini of the year, yellow habaneros, yellow sweet peppers, New Zealand spinach - all just thrown in the pot topped up with water and boiled until done. I topped with some more tomatoes. Greenhouse still producing and expecting more, despite it just hitting freezing overnight outside. Next week should be a bit warmer but wet.

*Mushrooms were from the shop, though there are loads here, I would need to expand my recognition skills!.I didn't bring back shaggy inkcaps yesterday due to not having a bag to put them in!

There's enough for tomorrow too.

My housemate had tomatoes on some kind of dense German wholegrain bread with loads of butter.

My cat Felix had half a tin of meat - haven't seen him with any prey today, but he does his job very well!

I like your approach, Inge!! I have self-seeded chard, parsnip, Schwarzwürzel (salsify??), Lambs Lettuce, lettuce, onions, garlic, herbs in various places. Many herbs just keep going. I get frost from October, maybe through to May, but many things dont care, and it rarely goes below -10C and even then never for long.

I grew "fodder beets" (Fütterrüben) this year and they outperformed my red beetroot. The leaves are good too, just like chard. Sweeter, but one must peel them! I prefer the pink to the yellow. The British call them "Mangelwurzels" I don't know what they are in the US. I tried the Füttermöhren (fodder carrots) too, but like most carrots in my garden, they grow too slowly to be a 2nd crop, I will try them next year in a spring planting.

I have a few self-seeded field beans / fava beans, but generally they just rot if I leave them standing.

I was going to let my leeks self-seed but some of this years seem to have got rust, so I dont know that the next generation will survive that.

Winter (Spanish black) radish also survives through to self seeding, and is just about acceptable peeled and roasted. I wonder if fermenting would tame it?

Kale has its pests, like any brassicas here where I am (54N, Germany).

Slugs, any time it's wet.
First in the year come the cabbage aphids - so nasty tasting that pretty much no predators eat them.
Then flea beetles. A well grown brassica will shrug them off, but small ones are vulnerable.
Whitefly next.
And 2 long waves of cabbage white caterpillars (both kinds, the stripy, hairy ones are the worst). They have eaten all of mine by now (mid October). The slugs come back to finish the job off.

Jerusalem Artichokes are tough as hell, but even with all the tricks, most folks get bad wind eating them, even me, who is a vegan used to very big fibre and can eat beans and anything else with zero issues.

Even normal spring (green) onions spread, ditto garlic.

I tie mine back with endless silicone hair ties in a ponytail, then plait (braid) and a 2nd tie at the end. Then (maybe bandana plus) hat keeps the dirt and dust out. Any other kind of tie is either too loose or damages my hair where it's joined.

I find plaiting is easier if I do the first couple of tucks then do the rest with the hair over to the front over my left shoulder. Tighter and less annoying than trying to do it so the back or holding it up above my head.

My hair is weird, but in a useful way - curly at the back and barely wavy on the top. This means I can twist it then keep twisting until it curls itself into a bun then tuck/wrap the end into itself and that will hold all day - doesn't fit with broad brimmed hats though - can be ok with baseball caps.

Jake at The Kitchen Scrap.on YouTube just finished a one year WWII rationing challenge. He's super entertaining as well. Mostly (but not exclusively) vegetarian.

I lucked out and got starter from our local summer market baker. I keep it in the fridge. I make bread once a week, feed starter night before, mix but don't knead the bread (usually 300g Spelt 200g Whole Grain Rye, 80g starter, 320ml water h it's REALLY sticky, you could not knead it if you tried) and leave 12-24 hrs in my pantry (pretty cool temperature, maybe 14C.). Then I put it in a loaf tin (usually with parchment paper, but also tried oiled and scattered with polenta) cover and let rise for 1hr on the "dough" setting of my small "does everything" oven, then leave it another hour until it hits the top of the tin. Then bake for about 1hr, maybe 1.5 at 180C. If I have had the gas oven on I'll use that but it's not really got any effective temperature control, and it's pretty hot, so no more than an hour. Let cool totally before turning out if using oil/polenta. If using the baking paper maybe turn out and bake 20 mins more on a rack

Provisos: this is a German recipe and makes German bread. A pretty solid brick, by some people's standards. The crust is usually very thick and crunchy.

The inner is totally fine by local standards. Not as good as the bakers sourdough by any means, but in winter there's no market...

It lasts wrapped in in its paper (then a plastic bag once totally cool). It lasts all week, last few days as toast or broken up in soup.

Again:
THIS IS NOT A. FLUFFY SPRINGY CHEWY BREAD!
IT IS GOOD SOLID GERMAN BREAD!

I like that, not everyone does. But it's no hassle to make. I've also made "deep dish" pizza with it - it doesn't need to rise as long for that, and there my overenthusiastic oven really shines!

The old way in the UK of heating water from coal fires was known as a "back boiler" . Maybe if you look up how they worked, you might find some more ideas perhaps applicable to a wood fired option?

I am a Scot, and in N Germany for 10 years, but even that difference hurts in the summer 30C+ not unheard of, not much rain but reasonable humidity (winter is about the same). For me "too hot" is over 20 in sunshine if there is little wind.

My house is an old 1880s farmhouse with insanely thick clay walls and (most importantly) a half-metre-thick clay floor between the upper story (not renovated yet, just a music room up there). My house is 45 degrees to the compass, with my living / sleeping room facing SE, so shaded in the late afternoon, also theres a big bush thet grows tall and shady in the summer, and the apple orchard and (frankly overgrown) beech hedge shades the other big room (my housemates room)  which faces pretty much South. The more W facing rooms (kitchen, small sitting room) are shaded by garden hedges and the smokehouse, and despite that  the conservatory seems to serve as a bit of an evening heat trap, nowhere in the house seems to ever get above about 18C in the summer, or below 14C in the winter (with the heat on very low). The cooker has an exhaust fan that actually connects to the chimmney!

I do shut the living room curtains if I have cut the bush as then it gets over 20C.

Helpfully, it is almost always windy or very windy here.

I am an early riser, try to keep the doors and windows shut at all times unless it is cool (the house has enough natural draughts!!!) . I try to do my garden chores in the morning (where it is 12-20C depending) , but I react badly to mozzie bites so I have to mostly wear full loose coverup and a head net (not ideal, especially as I am light sensitive and old enough to need glasses for close work). Cutting the grass is the worst because though my mower can take the abuse of cutting wet grass, it is hard work!

I go most days to the river (10 mins walk) for a swim The road is at least partly shaded for most of the way.

I work from home on the computer, I have various locations for an outdoor desk, where the combo of shade (trees or a big sun shade parasol) and the almost-guaranteed wind mostly does the trick. Though, frankly, in the afternoon it is usually cooler indoors!

I am not sure how much is applicable to your more southern climate, but shading the building as you plan to is recommended, plus think about REALLY insulating your roof and upper storey from the sun.

I have a lot of thistles this year! I've dug up (carefully) those that are in the way, plan to chop and drop the rest at some point. I know bees love them (and snails, it seems) so I don't want to get rid of them all....

1. Any suggestions on control so they don't take over? Some areas of my field are left wild, currently 3rd year, ryegrass, mugwort, dandelions, some nettles this year, plus assorted minor players like chamomile, wild geraniums, wild chervil, bugloss, some kind of creeping thing I don't know... It's different every year so far...

2. Should I just compost them, or is there anything else I can more usefully do? Brew them up into a fertiliser? Can one eat them? (How?) I can't burn them as it's only allowed to have fires outdoors in March and (I think) September here... And I don't think my chimney would appreciate doing it indoors. I could be wrong...

Kirsty Pollock wrote:I know nothing about Caravans beans, .

Caragana! Damn you autocorrect!