Kelly Ventana

Matt McSpadden wrote:If swimmers get swimmer's ear...
and athletes get athlete's foot...
what do astronauts get?

Missle toe!

I might be olde, but I'm not dead, lol.  Your joke reminded me of this one:

A guy with his pockets full of golf balls gets on a bus and sits next to a blonde.
The blonde furtively glances several times at his pockets.
The guy notices and says, "Golf balls."
The blonde looks at him and asks, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

Howdy Y'all, I've been dehydrating fruits and vegs and making jerky in my car for years.  Lay a towel under the back window, cover with parchment paper and lay out your food.  Point the back of the car east in the morning, then at noon turn it around so the food faces west.  When it is super hot I crack a downwind window, otherwise the moisture gets out when you open the car door to turn it around.

Juicy stuff like pineapples, tomatoes and peaches take sometimes three days to dry, so i lay parchment paper and another towel over the food when I have to use the car (and drive very carefully lol).  Surprisingly, jerky has always been dry by the end of the first day!  A few weeks ago I ate some 3 year old jerky and it tasted fine.

Last year I bought a dehydrator because I thought the car might be too hot and damaging nutrients.  The dehydrator takes a lot longer than the car.