The frugal firewood hounds of Victoria British Columbia, Canada ------ Last Saturday and Sunday, I presided over the largest free firewood frenzy that I've ever witnessed. It was part "feeding frenzy", part "social happening", and part "Gong Show" as every firewood hound in Victoria scrambled for the best pickings. My job was chop off slabs which stick too far beyond tailgates, to keep the peace, organize all of the vehicles, prevent theft of the saleable lumber and make sure everyone survives. So far I've succeeded but after 45 big truckloads the job is about half done, so the whole process will continue this Friday - Sunday.
THE PROBLEM
I got called out to look at this glorious mess last Wednesday.This sawmill is a 2 man operation based on two semi-portable saws. They've accumulated slabs for several years in an industrial area where a slab fire would be disasterous. The landlord and fire officials were involved in saving these guys from themselves. The yard has nowhere left to pile lumber and trucks need more space. I've been to mills employing 20 guys that had less scrap laying around and more space for equipment.
There are enough cedar slabs and cut-offs to fill 15 or 20 demolition bins. Slabwood has to be cheap or free to move it around here.
The dumpage cost would have run $2500 for what's been done so far.
THE SOLUTION ---- The following is a copy of the ad that brought in many people. I also phoned many from my customer list who have taken scraps from demolition projects.
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THE AD ------I need to give away about 100 pick-up loads of wood from a small cedar mill that is over run with slabs and cutoffs. I'll cut wood to truck length. It's right on Keating X rd. in the industrial area. 2046 Keating X rd. Behind the closed down Home Hardware.
Saturday and Sunday 8:30 - 5:30 pm. There are signs and red and yellow caution tape marking the fence.
Dale. 250 588 3366. Other times will be announced until supply runs out and for those wanting multiple loads, I may offer a different time.
Update - It was a real circus at the scrap heap today. Many homes will be heated for free next season. As of Sunday night, 45 truck loads have gone. Lots more to go.
Doing it again next weekend ! If any of your friends are firewood hounds, tell them about this, then tell them your back is sore or risk getting dragged into this. Keep my number. A lot of my other work in tree service and demolition, involves some free wood.
THE PROCESS ---- The photos below document the event. ---
Does anyone know what to do about a cell phone that won't stop ringing ?
Photo 1. I took this shot from atop the slab pile. This is about 30% of the total. There are slabs behind and to both sides of where I stood.
2. This one ton truck is overloaded a bit. The owner said he had to work later and would only have time for one load, so he made it a mega-load.
3. The bottom photo is of a father-son team who worked perfectly together. The old guy is quite agile. He worked from on top of the highest pile and tossed material to the truck and trailer below while his son stacked it well for maximum capacity. They took anything that wasn't rotten,good bad and ugly. This is the most efficient way to do it. A very large load was ready to go within an hour. I kept their #. People who work safely and efficiently without making life difficult for me and other customers on the jobsites are the first ones to get called when the next bonanza arrives.
Some people milled around the site looking only for nice thick chunks and then dragged the chosen peices over all the other scrap to their trucks. It took them much longer to fill their smaller trucks than it took the father-son team to get on a mega load. They also managed to squeeze their rig tight to the pile so others could pass. I had to get many other vehicles to move as they chose to stop in places that impeded traffic. It was a circus.
The funniest thing to watch is when someone gets it in their head that they must have a slab that is burried 5 feet deep in heavy scraps. Some choose to excavate and they usually find many more good slabs in the process. Others grab hold and yank with all of their might in an almost always futile attempt to extricate their prize which may prove to be anywhere from 3 to 20 feet long. This technique is sucessful about 5% of the time and only if it's a short one.
On Wednesday I will learn how to operate a Bobcat loader -- wish me luck -- and I'll clean up a big bin full of rotten scraps, skinny yard-stick shaped trimmings and wet sawdust that is a foot deep in places. This will clean up the site for this weekend when the process will continue until it's all gone.
OTHER USES --- About half of those who showed up plan to build things with some of their wood and only burn the scraps. Several garden structures including a greenhouse, trellises and benches are planned. Several burl slabs will be turned into one of a kind tables.
I saved 5 exceptionally good chunks to build into my house. A 600 year old cedar burl is not something you find every day , unless you're involved in a giant mill clean-up.