The worst pick up line ever used on me... I was sitting at a counter, reading a book. In a restaurant, owned by my then new landlord, who walked up to me and said, "I didn't know you could read. Do you like to read?" And then realized what he'd just said to a woman he was renting space for a BOOK STORE.
My husband's response when I told him was classic: "Tell, him no, you don't like to read. That's why you're selling all the books!"
I laughed, like I was supposed to. My ex landlord never really tried again.
Finished one life quest, on to the next!
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