Patrick and Shamus were out looking for work, the came across a lumber-yard with a sign posted that read "Tree fellers wanted". Shamus turned to Patrick and said "We should have brought Michael with us then we could have applied"
If I'd had more time, I would have written a shorter letter. -T.S. Eliot such a short, tiny ad:
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