posted 12 years ago
Oh, gosh, why did the chicken cross the road?
My answer, "That's what the farmer wants to know." In other words, I don't like it when my neighbor's come talking to me about my chickens having crossed the road to the other side, and I'd like to keep them from doing it. If I knew why, then I could keep them from crossing the road.
Another farmer's answer, "Because the bugs were better on the other side."
From our experience? "Because he was following the turkey."
But what about the cow? "It was the chickens day off."
Why didn't the skeleton cross with the rest? "He didn't have the guts."
On a more serious note, the chickens like hiding underneath the elderberries too ... there's just not nearly as much shade underneath our young elderberry bushes as there is underneath the raspberries.
Dan
And the LORD God took the man, and put him in the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it. - Gen 2:15