One of my favorite documentaries is Dead River Rough Cut, in it Walter complains about women shaving their legs and that "next they'll be shaving their pussies" and they "don't even smell like women anymore."
Edit: Oops, it was Bob, not Walter.
Your mother was a hamster and your father was a tiny ad:
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