One of my favorite documentaries is Dead River Rough Cut, in it Walter complains about women shaving their legs and that "next they'll be shaving their pussies" and they "don't even smell like women anymore."
Edit: Oops, it was Bob, not Walter.
Paddy spent all of his days in the O'Furniture back yard with this tiny ad:
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