One of my favorite documentaries is Dead River Rough Cut, in it Walter complains about women shaving their legs and that "next they'll be shaving their pussies" and they "don't even smell like women anymore."
Edit: Oops, it was Bob, not Walter.
She'll be back. I'm just gonna wait here. With this tiny ad:
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