posted 8 months ago
Neighbour's cat was called "Mousey-tongue" after the Chinese leader. We had a calf known as "wellington" for my favourite Beef Wellington and a Jersey cow known as Lily - for obvious reasons and some of the pesky bird-fruit-stealing-varieties have names not fit for publication.
Not good at naming things, I'm afraid!
Life's too short, eat desert first! [Source of quote unknown]
You have to be warped to weave [ditto!]